tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495971764170848323.post7992904016794405139..comments2024-03-22T06:53:58.375+00:00Comments on When I'm King: BenidormantBatsbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06426643733506493701noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495971764170848323.post-30106380698271896092016-08-19T00:00:30.579+01:002016-08-19T00:00:30.579+01:00Oh bollocks, I've read this late and now I'...Oh bollocks, I've read this late and now I've no real time to reply on my phone.<br /><br />However, I will say this.<br /><br />I'd take Blighty over that foreign bollocks any day of the week. I only have to ask a small series of questions:<br /><br />1. Will I have to queue for anything thus lessening my overall holiday time?<br />2. Will the sanitation system be equal or better than my own?<br />3. Will they have real ale?<br />4. Will they make a remark such as don't eat the salad if it's been washed in the water?<br />5. Will they say, don't put ice in your drink because it's come out of the taps?<br />6. Will they repeatedly try to touch me?<br />7. Will they try to approach me and say hello when I don't know them?<br />8. Will other people's children be badly behaved and annoy me?<br />9. Will it be too hot?<br />10. Can I still get the British channels?<br />11. Will it involve the Scottish midge?<br />12. Will it involve the Welsh?<br />13. Will it involve me having to piss around changing currency? <br />14. Is there a chance I'll get shot and/or stabbed by a crazed economic migrant?<br />15. Is there a castle to visit?<br /><br />This list is non-exhaustive and subject to change.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495971764170848323.post-41819302732778137232016-08-18T09:30:10.703+01:002016-08-18T09:30:10.703+01:00Your choice. And it IS a choice. Travel only broad...Your choice. And it IS a choice. Travel only broadens minds that are open to being broadened. Batsbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06426643733506493701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2495971764170848323.post-88945413687079740792016-08-18T09:06:59.289+01:002016-08-18T09:06:59.289+01:00You are right of course. Why did you not write thi...You are right of course. Why did you not write this decades ago it would have saved me a lot of money and aggro. Hang on I did try a bit of the UK now and then for my holidays and they were nearly all a disappointment whilst when I took them in foreign parts they were rarely so.Antistheneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120647617145756102noreply@blogger.com