Yesterday I decided that, from now on, I'm going to be nice. To everybody. That means I will not get annoyed when
I will not be annoyed when I hear stories about the European Union
I promised myself that instead of getting angry about the
And I really must find it in my heart to apologise to the
This is proving harder than I thought. Time for bed.
Day 2. Wednesday. Try again.
Must think nice thoughts. Tea. A cup of tea will set me up for the day. And maybe some toast. My, is that the time? I normally post before eight and it's already nearly ten o'clock. Best have some more tea and read the papers for inspiration... happy, nice, generous thoughts. *Thinks - not the Daily Mail... not the Daily Mail...*
Right,what have we here? Bent bankers, bent MPs, gay marriage, heart attack, Delia quitting, Gazza back on the piss and sodding horse burgers... Aaaargh!!
Fuck it, what's the point of being nice? Anybody can be bloody nice! I'm back - now point me at something stupid!