So, Denis, are you sitting comfortably?
Yes thank you, Your Magnificence*. Glad to be here.
Aby upewnić się, aby mieć pewność, I consider myself European. But we are all Europeans, small parts of the greater whole that is the glorious European Union. Britain is just a state within the United States of Europe in my opinion. Slowly but surely the EU have taken more and more control over our daily lives for the better - and long may it continue.
Instantly. The system was so flawed that trust was never an issue. Only after the big scandal caused by the evil, Nasty-baby-eating-Tories did things get harder. I became creative but sadly the BNP managed to... well, you know the rest.
When I first got the Labour nomination I visited the area and one thing was clear, the people were dumber than spit. Honestly it was shocking, like I had found the missing link on one occasion People this stupid get what they deserve.
Vote Labour, they will increase benefits for them. In the meantime I might have a couple spare they could buy on a good second hand deal.
Become an MP or civil servant. Part time hours, if you know how to swing it, higher than average pay. Great pension and no one can touch you even if you are rubbish at what you do.
With great skill and dedication. I wouldn't expect you to understand, you're just a writer after all.
Of course not, I have been set up by the BNP, Nick Griffin should go to prison.
And finally, are you still receiving repeat fees for Lovejoy?
(*Your Magnificence* <~~ This is how I am to be addressed until my coronation.)
(Bloggy thanks to Rob off of that Twitter for standing in for Denis, who was unavailable for comment. It was his idea not mine. I was merely a naive dupe, sucked into his fantasy world and I have been advised by my lawyers to keep schtum.)