The clash of cultures is a scenario played out over
millennia, as visions of society compete for space and legislation and control.
At times the balance is even, with compromises that suit all parties. At other
times irreconcilable differences serve to heighten tensions and foment unrest.
Across Europe such times are clearly upon us and no matter how much the bizarre
loyalties of left-leaning commentators compel them to downplay the conflicts,
those conflicts nevertheless exist and a resolution must be found by one means
or another.
Across the Atlantic the same forces of misguided liberalism
have sought to put Donald Trump’s pronouncements at arm’s length from the
policy makers, but undoubtedly feelings are running high. Everybody has their
own experience, direct or vicarious, of the changes that are happening all
around. One such moment of experience occurred just a short while ago at Bert
Mooney Airport in Montana. A few miles southeast of Butte this provincial
hub in Silver Bow County was experiencing one of those hot prairie days...
A Montana cowboy, a Native American and a muslim student were waiting for their flights in the departure lounge. The wind outside blew tumbleweeds around and the old sun-bleached windsock was flapping listlessly under a bright, big, Montana summer sky. The airfield was devoid of activity as the three sat and continued their vigil, each wrapped in their own thoughts.
A Montana cowboy, a Native American and a muslim student were waiting for their flights in the departure lounge. The wind outside blew tumbleweeds around and the old sun-bleached windsock was flapping listlessly under a bright, big, Montana summer sky. The airfield was devoid of activity as the three sat and continued their vigil, each wrapped in their own thoughts.
The cowboy looked at the other two, then leaned back in
his chair, crossed his boots on a magazine table, chewed on a toothpick and
tipped his old, sweat-stained Stetson over his face. After a short while the Native
American cleared his throat and softly spoke, to nobody in particular. “Once,
there were many of us here. The Blackfoot, Crow and Northern Cheyenne
Indians and my own tribe, the Spokane. We lived in harmony with each other and
moved to follow the buffalo herds. At one time here, my people were many, but
sadly, now we are but few."
The muslim student raised an eyebrow and leaned forward
to reply. His voice betrayed a sneer as he said "Once, my people here were
few, but now we are many and growing in number, insha’allah. Soon, we will make
the laws and change the land.” The arrogance in his voice strengthened as he asked
“why do you suppose that is?"
Wanna step outside and say that?
From under the brim of the Stetson came a low growl, as
the cowboy shifted his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and without
otherwise moving, said in a measured drawl: "Well, Abdul, that's jest ‘cause
we ain't got around to playing cowboys & muslims yet."
Every one a gem. Do you make them up yourself if you do I am envious I could never ascend to to that level of eloquence or wit. Keep them coming. Long may you reign.
ReplyDeleteOh, I wish they were all originals! Some are, but most (like all jokes) are reworkings of old groaners!
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