Ever wanted to be in charge? Well, in my own little world I will be, one day. Just not quite yet. I'm a bit tired at the moment... maybe I'll take over after I've had my little nap.
The United Dingdom - stating the bleeding obvious so you don't have to.
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I am aware that not everybody loves to read and in particular, few people read instructions. Indeed the government has gone to great lengths to address that issue in its latest expensive and ill-conceived guide to feeding fat kids. But what happens after that? Shouldn't there be step-by-step, illustrated guides to the whole of life and all its opportunities?
With that in mind I present my comprehensive pictorial guide to all you need to know about life in the UK. Think of it as an easy-access, DIY guide to the welfare state...