I will never understand parents. For a start I can’t get
my head around how they decide at which point in their own development they
feel they are ready to bring life, unbidden, into a world filled with dangers
and disease and injustice and sheer chance. It seems clear to me that becoming
a parent is entirely about fulfilling the selfish desire to have children and
only after the birth does it have anything to do with the child itself. Even
then, from my observations, this appears to be due to a warping of the brain
chemistry of parents that separates them from reason and sets them on a path determined
by events largely outside their influence.
I’m guessing a disease of much the same sort inhabits the
fevered brains of leftists who appear to be incapable of seeing the world of
humankind with any kind of clarity and instead prefer to promote unattainable
dreams rather than do the job with the tools available. Take this piece of magic
money tree thinking from Guardian contributor Poppy Noor who believes everybody
should have the right to free housing.
Er, okay... You know nothing is ‘free’, right? Every
single thing you have, including those children you desperately wanted but had
no means to provide for, has to be paid for somehow. But humans, being the
grasping apes that we are, will readily grab anything within reach and
appropriate it for ourselves. Free workers’ housing would become free-riders’
housing the second somebody worked out how to qualify for accommodation and
then rid themselves of the annoying quid
pro quo of actually getting out of bed.
None of this matters, however, because leftists live in a
hazy, ill-defined and angry little bubble of their own where only those who
think alike are allowed free expression and everybody else is labelled – you guessed
it – angry and hateful and xenoraceophobic..ist. Fortunately, that article is a
clear spoof, entitled as it is ‘Utopian Thinking’. It ought to come with a warning:
‘Guardian Thinking’ (perhaps with a question mark to follow) Utopia means, of
course ‘no such place’ which is perfect to describe the dream state of the
left. Utopia? You betchia.
But wait, ‘angry’ leftists? Oh yes. Listening to Monday’s
The Digital Human was very enlightening; well, it would have been if it wasn’t immediately
apparent. It was all about how very, very angry social media is. Filled with
rage against injustice and inequality – the twin refrains of the social justice
warrior – SM exists for some merely as a means of waging war against those
horrible, evil, grasping capitalists who already pay for everything and demanding
they pay even more.
It was intriguing listening to what purported to be a
balanced view about the state of humanity as an effete-sounding, feminised man explained
how very cross he was and how online he became a mighty avenger and righter of
wrongs. With his metrosexual vocal affectations it was enough to make you want
to slap him in the face and tell him to get a proper job, bricklaying perhaps, if,
of course, it made you angry enough to care.
But as one analyst after another came on to explain the
phenomenon of online rage it sounded like nothing so much as a procession of angry
but impotent people seeking psychological justification for their heightened sense
of entitlement. A string of semi-coherent arguments for why they felt
themselves to be in the right and how everybody else was Hitler, as they
described ‘a whole new politics based
around hatred and exclusion’.
Yes! We are all individuals!
And there it was. The shrinks came on to explain that in societies
that dedicate themselves to the pursuit of equality, in parallel with the
pursuit of affluence, the inevitable unequal outcomes drives some of them mad
with envy and the resulting resentment
boils over in those who are insufficiently grown up to set aside emotion and
think clearly. Righteous anger directed at the world? Sounds like a
socialist brat to me. So, next time you find yourself in a Twitter spat with a
lefty just remember – it’s not their fault, it’s a genuine mental affliction. I
blame the parents.
