Today was a landmark day. The struggle is over and ahead
we can clearly see the glorious future we have fought for; all equal under law,
all equally cherished in humanity. Our horizons are limitless and as we join
hands in a giant circle embracing the world you can feel the love, now that the
Nazis have finally, finally, been defeated. This day will go down in history;
this is the start of a new epoch. And yet it all started out so... ordinary.
In truth, life has been getting more and more difficult
lately. The trains just don’t run any more and buses are hard to come by, although
we managed to locally ‘nationalise’ a fleet as they were abandoned. The drivers,
cowards to a man, just parked and fled when they encountered our daily protests,
but that’s the extreme, far, ultra-right for you; no guts, no fight left in
them. But still evil enough to salt the earth as they went, leaving factories
unmanned and fields unharvested; only they knew how to work those things.
We helped ourselves of course, as is our creed; all for
one and grab what you can. We knew that the evil fascists would bring the country
to its knees and so it proved. Before the rise of the right we were one of the
richest countries in the world, but it was all built on the back of slavery and
colonialism; a price we knew we would have to repay one day. The capitalists
just didn’t understand, but we began to put in place the mechanism to defeat
them; to tear down their gilded walls and bring them to their knees.
What did they do? They took their gold and their white
supremacist sentiments and set out to bankrupt the country. Bankers,
scientists, engineers, builders... all the running dogs of the so called free
market, who could not stomach our beautiful egalitarianism, left these islands
of ours forever. But thankfully the teachers, the human resources and diversity
experts, our trades union brothers and sisters and all the greens and vegans in
the land stayed behind. And the precious jewel in our crown? The wonder that is
the perilously underfunded NHS.
But still, even from beyond our shores, the evil Tories continued
to wreck our cherished society, by forcing us to borrow ever more to keep us
enslaved and further depress our standards of living. As the squeeze began to
take effect we knew we had to keep on fighting for our freedoms. Together we,
the Antifa and all our allies in the war against hate, pressurised what was
left of government to enshrine in sacred law a definition of hate that could be
weaponised on a whim.
All those years of getting our people into place; Common Purpose,
the muslim brotherhood, committed Marxists and feminists, the rainbow people of
the LGBT coalition... and Liberal Democrats. Finally, it paid off. There was no
way back for the fascists. Not that there was anything much for them to come
back to; they took it all.
But what of today, you ask? Today was wonderful beyond
all expectation. It began as usual with the daily assembly in Trafalgar Square,
where the toppled wreckage of Nelson’s column sat in silent testimony to the
power we now hold. From there the march along the usual route to Westminster,
via The Mall, the burned-down barracks of Horse Guards Parade, the rubble of
Downing Street and the ransacked wasteland of the Imperial War Museum. And then
we saw him...
No more fighting...
At first it was with disbelief but then, as one, the
crowd recognised the man we had all been looking for. Rumours had spread that
he was in hiding, wearing a mask, trying to find a way out of the country. But
with all ports shut down and airports at a standstill, it was only a matter of time.
And now we had him. Against our numbers and our righteous belief he had no
defence and we hunted him down, like the animal he was. And now, as our brave
band of brothers and sisters disperse to begin our foraging, our victory is
complete. From the scaffold on the last plinth in Parliament Square, where the
fat man used to stand, swings the wretched body of the last white man on Earth.
