What day is it? Having spent much of the last week living
like a borrower – scurrying around on my hands and knees under a stranger’s
floorboards – I’ve somewhat lost track of time. What? No, no… I’m not an
extreme stalker, nor a Romanian refugee from justice; in these straitened times
you have to take the work when you can and I’ve been rewiring a house. ‘Scurrying’
is, of course, a massive overstatement having, as I do, the agility of a
beached aquatic mammal.
Construction work used to be a lucrative trade,
especially for the more technical aspects and while not a protected occupation in
any real sense, still used to afford a decent living for anybody willing to get
a little dirty and suffer the odd scrape and strain in the process. But for all
the talk of apprenticeships there is little evidence that, outside of the large
firms with access to prestige projects, clients are willing to pay the
price for a trained, indigenous workforce.
In fact, for all the technological progress in all walks
of life, the general domestic building stock is maintained not by an army of
highly skilled, conscientious craftsmen, but bodged together by the cheapest
labour to hand and covered over with whatever cosmetic finish fits the questionable
tastes of the day. So while a few, long-established family firms survive to
serve those loyal customers with long memories and still-brimming coffers, the
majority of the work is awarded purely on cost with little regard for potential
consequences.
Just as in so many areas of life you place your property
and potentially your well-being in the hands of somebody whose qualifications
you neither know nor understand and hope for the best. But while (you would
hope) an incompetent doctor would never be allowed to lay his hands on you and
could at least be brought to book for malpractice, the building trade – despite
many governing laws - is effectively uncontrolled except by voluntary membership
to organisations you’ve probably never heard of.
All those logos you see lined up on the back doors of
trade vans? Some are long-established, highly respected outfits with rigid scrutineering
processes… and some of them are, to all intents and purposes, just logos. You
really have no idea what you’re getting and the blokes in those vans are
probably entirely detached from whatever oversight exists. Most building
industry, self-regulating schemes operate on tight budgets and rely on
occasionally assessing the competence of a single qualified supervisor, rather
than on actually judging a properly representative sample of the work. I know
of one firm employing thousands of tradesmen who pass this process – for their
electricians at least – by annually gathering the supervisors together for a
chat and lunch. (Oh and they are financed entirely by the public purse)
"I'm sure the fuse box is here somewhere."
So the moral of my little ramble today is that it’s not
so much a case of ‘you get what you pay for’ but that no matter what you pay,
you have little idea what you’re getting. You may engage the services of a
local firm, taking pride in their work and sticking around to offer you reassurance
and warranty. Or you can save a few bob by accepting the lowest tender and hoping
for the best. Much like the last two governments’ immigration policies.
