Another one of those old blogposts which seems more relevant with each passing day:
Ever wanted to be in charge? Well, in my own little world I will be, one day. Just not quite yet. I'm a bit tired at the moment... maybe I'll take over after I've had my little nap. (Sign up to get updates direct to email or follow @IamBattsby on Twitter)
Friday, 28 January 2022
Black Looks
“Doctor, I need to lose some weight”
“Don’t eat anything fatty.”
“You mean cut down on the fry-ups, eat fewer chips?”
“No, you weren’t listening. I said don’t eat anything,
Fatty.”
The joke could have been written for Ian Blackford, the corpulent,
quivering, jowl-bedecked, mountain of human blubber who makes a fool of himself
every week at Prime Minster’s Questions.
In response to the usual inane inquiry from the SNP’s Clown
in Residence, this time about ‘birthday cake gate’, the Prime Minster responded
with a quip about who had probably eaten the most cake. Blackford – hypocritically,
no stranger to breaking lockdown rules himself – was immediately supported by
howls of indignation form the opposition benches, as the government rolled in
the aisles.
I can’t be the only one who finds it odd that the side (the same old, illiberal, left) whose entire line of persuasion relies on making the ordinary shameful, who criminalise thought itself, is regularly enraged when others do the same. Boris Johnson was accused of what they call ‘body-shaming’, or what the rest of us see as ‘telling the truth’. (Ironic, given that he is being harangued for apparently – quite obviously, in fact – doing the very opposite.)
Fatty! Spotty! Smelly! Weirdo! Freak! The playground insults that, for the most part, spurred individuals on to improve their game are now considered hate crimes. The over-close scrutiny of the vanishingly small incidents of actual harm has become an industry. This industry seeks to define and divide. Every childhood slight has become a legitimised excuse to seek reparation; every insult is now a trigger for mental frailty and a lifelong excuse to do nothing to help yourself.
I very much doubt that the lard-arsed Braveheart gives a
shit what Boris said, beyond the extent to which it might be weaponised, but
the incident reminds me of a trope often erroneously attributed to François-Marie
Arouet (Voltaire): “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you
are not allowed to criticize.” Of course, today, that could mean almost
anybody.
The only people you ARE allowed to criticise – and without restraint, it seems – are old white men, preferably English ones, so clearly they cannot be in charge. (Oh, god, we’re back to the lizards again, aren’t we?) So, carry on carping; we can take it. While you’re getting angry over nothing, at least you’re not getting in the way of old, white, Englishmen trying their best to fix the society that you broke.
Thursday, 27 January 2022
Past blast...
Nothing new here, but this is a blog I published in 2013 and I think it is as relevant today as it was nine years ago.
Try it and see if it fits: https://batsby.blogspot.com/2013/02/opportunity-nix.html
Long time, no see!
I haven’t blogged for a while, but as Twitter's free speech policy has banned me for a week, for agreeing with somebody else’s free speech, I may as well vent on here for now. I enjoy it, it allows me the space and time that twitter does not, to get my thoughts out there. But it has been an eye-opener, the extent to which people are happy to agree with me, just so long as I agree with them. The diatribe which follows was begun some many weeks ago, but I still think it’s relevant; it’s always relevant.
There are none so blind as those who will not see. This accusation
has been levelled at me by an ex long-time follower who thinks I have been
gulled by the elite global cabal of paedophile, blood-guzzling, illuminati,
royal space lizards who rule our universe. This is an acolyte of the covid cult
– those who believe, unswervingly in the ridiculous notion that the lizards are
now so bold, so confident in their supremacy, that they can openly perpetrate a
global confidence trick in order to coerce all of us to accept some form of
slavery.
The form of our enslavement and the reasons behind it are
never explained – because there are no reasons, but that never matters to those
who believe – in the face of so much evidence against and so little evidence
for – that because they think it so, it must be so…
We are small. All of us. To the devotees of globalism,
the individual is a grain of sand on a beach comprised of billions. The perils
and triumphs of most of us, as individual grains, adds or subtracts nothing to
or from the global collage. Yet a collage it is; change enough single ‘pixels’ in
the image and the whole image changes. But you must change a lot before it
becomes visible. And once you see how the world has changed it is difficult to
see how to put it back.
Our world has changed dramatically in the past half a
century and the change has accelerated in the last two decades. We have gone
from a form of democracy which seemed equitable enough – you don’t like what’s
going on, you change the government – to one where no matter who is elected to
office, there is but one vision for the future. And what a cold, unfriendly, anti-human vision it seems
to be.
Under the banners of inclusion and diversity and fairness
and even love, the needs of the harmless individual have been declared selfish
and racist and uncaring and greedy. Yet at the same time increasingly fractured
individual demands have turned those who believe themselves to be wholesome new
world citizens into the new world bullies. Some individual needs are deemed
unworthy and ‘unhelpful’, so the majority have become the punchbag of noisy
minorities.
As mankind culturally evolved from hunter-gatherer bands
to agrarian tribes and thence to feudal landlords and eventually kingdoms, it
had held steadfast to the nuclear family. Local communities, comprised of such
families established their own identities and their own customs, habits and behavioural
expectations. But since the advent of communism and similar ideologies the
nuclear family has been attacked and devalued until it is possibly no longer
the norm.
What a loss. Now, instead of cleaving to family, village,
town and country, we appear to be [dis]united by causes which have the
appearance of commonality but often betray the meddling, hands of influencers. Agitators
for ‘rights’ have the momentary appearance of freedom fighters but in the main
they are just in thrall to the latest fads; as quick as they are hailed as
heroes, they dissolve into zeros as the next noisy need makes its voice heard.
I think everybody can feel we are in a time of change.
The old certainties have largely gone, and mountebanks everywhere compete for
your support. No wonder that a unifying theory, no matter how bizarre, should
appeal. But don’t fall for it. Ask yourself how likely it is that some secret
plot is being acted out; a plot so dastardly that it offends common decency yet
has remained secret for so long.
But there is a precedent for such a fiction. Religion.
Notwithstanding the origin argument – big bang or creator – the notion of a controlling
deity, benign or vengeful, is an easy sell but impossible to prove. And also,
if you really think about it, extremely unlikely indeed. But billions around
the world readily give up a certain amount of agency to appease their imaginary
being.
The solution to the entire conundrum is, I believe, in our own hands… and minds. Whatever the truth of the matter our gods don’t really seem to care very much how we behave; it is we who police our rules and we who order our societies. As ever the answer is not in seeking the benevolence of distant third parties, but looking after number one. Keep yourself safe, be kind to your nearest and dearest and I expect those giant lizards will just leave us alone.
Thursday, 21 October 2021
If anybody was wondering...
There doesn't seem a lot of point in trying to continue this blog.
That is all.